didgeridood:

after watching anaconda

didgeridood:

after watching anaconda

theirhappyistooloud:

fucking thank you

theirhappyistooloud:

fucking thank you

I’m a teenager and I’m afraid of my own kind

why the fuck am i crying
literally me during any situation that is slightly emotional (via tommypickles)

girl u ain’t ‘the shit’ u just shit

endocrines2:

*drinks vodka* *gags* “ugh I hate vodka” *drinks vodka*

vvholewheat:

Last selfie I posted on here I looked like a fetus 
In conclusion I’m confirming that I am indeed 17 not 12

vvholewheat:

Last selfie I posted on here I looked like a fetus
In conclusion I’m confirming that I am indeed 17 not 12

alegbra:

heyfunniest:

white people

I am white and I can assure you that I and my family do this exact ritual every morning to prepare for the day

alegbra:

heyfunniest:

white people

I am white and I can assure you that I and my family do this exact ritual every morning to prepare for the day

wildhearty:

I will never in a million years get used to monday mornings

I need a hug
Anonymous

voldesnorts:

I need a hug too. I also need to be pushed up against a wall and made out with and then given $1000000