lmaoalien:

waiter: hi what would you like to drink?
me: coke please
waiter: sorry we only have meth is that fine?

Is it just a bad night or am I getting bad again?

(via massiv3)

I know I’ve reblogged this before but it’s just so freakin relevant

(via traced-veins)

wow this hit me like a fucking truck

(via amethyst-fantasies)

if you had a friend who spoke to you in the same way you sometimes speak to yourself, how long would you allow that person to be your friend?
one of the most eye opening things i’ve read in a while  (via lulionheart)

gagasareola:

(x)

what has fame done to sia????

officialsharks:

if u ever purposefully hurt an animal in front of me i will punch u so fuckin fast ill break the fuckin sound barrier dont fuckin test me watch ur back pal

amywinehouseofficial:

"ew why would u swallow"

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Your mental and physical health comes before anything. Exams can be redone. Your life can’t.
Don’t stress. It will be okay. Concentrate on yourself. Your mental and physical health comes before anything. (via crimson-and-bittersweet)

lampsarepeopletoo:

i dont even sleep anymore i just die for a couple hours each day

hestheoriginal:

"Which is annoying."

hestheoriginal:

"Which is annoying."

thespacegoat:

the fact women are viewed as being more sexy at 15 than 40 is the creepiest thing in the world