seedy:

you know those friends who try to one-up you on everything you say… chill…. all i said was it’s my dad’s birthday…. no need to tell me about that time your dad took you to the bahamas to swim with dolphins while you jet-skied into the sunset

foxxycleopatra:

footage of madonna devouring a household cat

disowns:

honestly i hate when people try to sugar coat shit like if you don’t like me or don’t wanna hang or don’t wanna talk to me just fucking tell me don’t keep ignoring me and expect me to figure out the hint like that’s such a bitch ass move i’d rather hear it from you than be ignored 99% of the fucking time.

There will be times where I am bitter and cold. Heartless, to say the least. And you have to understand; it’s not that I don’t care. It’s that I do.
JDF (via taylorross)

horrorgender:

i want to attract and impress everyone and im afraid that might be the only reason that im kind

artrich:

which jungles have wi fi so i can move there and start my tribe

It takes 4 seconds for a silence to become awkward.
(via lostinremorse)
parents: *yells at you*
parents: *screams at you*
parents: *doesnt listen to what ur saying*
me: *raises voice slightly*
parents: HEY watch ur tone we did not raise u to be so disrespectful this is unacceptable I can't believe ur yelling at us like this what is wrong with u calm down